DMV and DMB
16 years old: “Oh man, this is awesome!”
26 years old: “I’m strongly considering possible alternatives to being alive right now”
Time Traveler From The Year 1998 Warns Nation Not To Elect Newt Gingrich
Seriously though.
Wikipedia.org/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex
Informative.
Hipster dudes don’t wear skinny jeans anymore (at least in BK, not sure about Portland), so please take that off the “101 Cheap & Easy Hipster Jokes” list, thanks.
I just started writing “101 Cheap & Easy Hipster Jokes.”
1. Beardy beard beard beard.
2. Something indie pretentious media blast.
3 etc.
Reminds me of this amazing Tumblr: UGLY RENAISSANCE BABIES.
A new line of tea called “Casual Teas”
Business ideas you can steal.






