Hey NY Post,
If you are going to write a story about how Google Maps’ new cycling directions do not properly understand city cycling, maybe you should get someone who doesn’t have to rent a bike to write the story.
Look at this chump.

Hey NY Post,
If you are going to write a story about how Google Maps’ new cycling directions do not properly understand city cycling, maybe you should get someone who doesn’t have to rent a bike to write the story.
Look at this chump.
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NOT FOR RESALE
(via clairerambling | popsoon)
From The Sun:
Bonkers GaGa had boarded a long-haul flight at Heathrow wearing black and yellow TAPE.
Her daft garb was so uncomfortable it brought on the early stages of the potentially deadly deep vein thrombosis. The experienced flight crew told GaGa she’d best get it off quick or risk long-term damage.
Dammit. And to think that Lady Gaga almost died at the hand of one of her awful outfits. Oh well. Guess it’s just another Thursday.
My very best friend, Danny Tieger, is working with NASA to make all the crazy cool things they do there more accessible. So he wrote a song about a telescope named Spitzer which I don’t think has any relation to the philandering former governor of New York.
A singing NASA supervisor uses song to explain about NASA’s Spitzer Space Telescope, and how infrared astronomy differs from visible-light telescopes like Hubble. Starring Danny Tieger (“My Universe Revolves Around You”), Buffy Henshaw (“Behind the Scenes: When Galaxies Collide”), and Tom Phillips as Flunky #2.
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Hipsters
Drinking blood is pretty rad.
(via dlbrows | skinnyghost)
My first act of video debauchery with said Trololololo audio clip.
Where is Bee?
(via Cute Overload)
Jeff Anderson: Can you rip the audio from this clip for me?
Nick: Sure, why?
Jeff Anderson: I want to use it as reference for anything we do, ever.