DMV and DMB

16 years old: “Oh man, this is awesome!”

26 years old: “I’m strongly considering possible alternatives to being alive right now”

vicemag:

Hipster dudes don’t wear skinny jeans anymore (at least in BK, not sure about Portland), so please take that off the “101 Cheap & Easy Hipster Jokes” list, thanks. 

I just started writing “101 Cheap & Easy Hipster Jokes.” 
1. Beardy beard beard beard.
2. Something indie pretentious media blast.
3 etc. 

vicemag:

Hipster dudes don’t wear skinny jeans anymore (at least in BK, not sure about Portland), so please take that off the “101 Cheap & Easy Hipster Jokes” list, thanks. 

I just started writing “101 Cheap & Easy Hipster Jokes.” 

1. Beardy beard beard beard.

2. Something indie pretentious media blast.

3 etc. 

Reminds me of this amazing Tumblr: UGLY RENAISSANCE BABIES. 

Reminds me of this amazing Tumblr: UGLY RENAISSANCE BABIES

INSTANIGHTMARE
Who needs to swap wives when you can swap faces?

INSTANIGHTMARE

Who needs to swap wives when you can swap faces?