emma:
Zach Galifianakis
circa 2002
Love it!
“-What is black and white, black and white, black and white?”
“-A zebra in a revolving door!”
Kid jokes are the best.
Now that I don’t get a ride to school everyday from my father (being 23 and all), I definitely don’t hear enough NPR.
Instafollow.
August 28th, 2010:
Paris Hilton arrested for Cocaine. Claims, ‘It wasn’t my purse.”
July 15th, 2010:
(Above) @ParisHilton - “Love My New Chanel Purse I got Today. :)” On twitpic
The year: 2010. The crime: cocaine possession. The case: closed.
Ugh, cop shows are gonna start getting SO boring.
Posted by Nick Divers on Sep 02 at 3:10pm with Comments and 28 Notes.
But at this point, a company announcing a new social network
is as exciting as getting invited to a “I lost my phone, need numbers” facebook group.
Posted by Nick Divers on Sep 02 at 1:38pm with Comments and 26 Notes.
I thought that this was saying that they have the kind of suits these two wear but apparently Steve Harvey has his own line and so does Magic Johnson.
(via juliasegal I hiimveggie)
Posted by Nick Divers on Sep 02 at 10:29am with Comments and 154 Notes.
You go right ahead Mr. Duck. I hated that dog too.
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Silly duck without fingers you could never shoot a gun.
Posted by George on Sep 01 at 5:32pm with Comments and 312 Notes.
Word of caution: Trying to drink milk while head is sideways often leads to the ol’ “milkonyourpants” syndrome.
Posted by Best Roof Talk Ever on Sep 01 at 3:31pm with Comments and 0 Notes.
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Posted by Nick Divers on Sep 01 at 3:00pm with Comments and 253 Notes.
Don’t make old-timey Omar kill your ass.
Man, clothes ain’t got no owners. Only wearers.
That boy was beautiful…
Oh, intweed.
Posted by Nick Divers on Sep 01 at 2:17pm with Comments and 357 Notes.
