Anonymous asked: Describe in detail the worst experience you've had with a girlfriend's parents.
My mom and sisters walked into a fudge shop. They found some sample hand lotion and put some on. As they were rubbing it into their hands, the fudge shop employee mistakenly assumed that they were rubbing their hands in anticipation and said “aw, you guys are really excited for fudge!” And they looked at her and were like… “yeeeahhhhh.” This has been a post.
ohheybill asked: Favorite Julianne Moore role
Hanging out at the airport bar →
After Arrested Development returns, will it be devoid of its fanaticism? Will...– I wrote about how Arrested Development just went full “Gangnam Style” (via ryanhatesthis) Television shows aren’t memes. The reason why people hate seeing Rage Faces on T-Shirts at Hot Topic isn’t because it, like, totally killed the joke. It’s because memes are meant to be...
Here are just a few of the things Casey regularly tracks: the number of contacts...– What Really Happens On A Teen Girl’s iPhone (via interweber) ?! (via thehairpin) Casey, I know you are only 14 years old, but you need to know this: I have way more tumblr followers than you. Like, so many more. Deal with it.
inothernews: Also, I wonder whatever happened to all those rides that were pimped. Dubstep.
A 48-year-old Cub Scout leader and mother-of-two from Cornwall is being credited...– If there’s a silver lining in this really bizarre and sad London terrorist attack, it’s probably this kid being proud of his mom and using a Die Hard reference.
DID YOU HEAR?
Because Tumblr is getting bought by the YAHOO! they are giving 1$ for each of your followers. The cutoff date is 6.1.13. Reblog to spread the worD! Get more followers before it is too late.
maddyarts asked: I'm new to tumblr omf who do I follow
In 2007, I was drinking coffee in Marco’s livingroom/dining room/office. He told...– Squashed (via christinefriar) I think this is a good time to go back to bed.
My new hipster band name...
…will be Riesling Against.
Hey Tumblr, know what is cooler than a million...
…a billion dollars.
ariverisariver: I soloed Marvin and Tammi’s...
…that The Wire isn’t all that realistic. It is incredibly easy to set up a wiretap. You don’t need any of the legal whozit and probable cause whatzit.
Did you know that Barack Obama pushed for the release of Random Access Memories and the new season of Arrested Development just to distract from Benghazi, the IRS Scandal, and the AP wiretaps?
Cover Story: Daft Punk →
After 20 years, the world has finally caught up with Daft Punk, so the helmet-clad retro-futurists are embarking on a new mission: to make music breathe again I’m so happy that sites are starting to do pieces like this.
Just pulled up the wikipedia page for Kryptonite and was met solely with nerdspeak and an excruciating amount of detail, killing almost any hope for interesting, informative pop-culture reading. There’s gotta be a phrase for this. Wiki-kill. Borepedia. Wikiploddia. Actually, Wikiploddia is good. Let’s just go with that.