February 2012
mushnlush asked: Penguin boxers or neon spandex briefs?
Anonymous asked: WHY CAN'T I REBLOG ANSWERS TO ASKS SO I CAN ARCHIVE THEM FOREVER.
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Anonymous asked: Write a dirty limerick about tumblr.
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bearr asked: Explain why you love haikus in iambic pentameter.
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Anonymous asked: pls explain why you hate instagram in a haiku
kriskristoffersonsbeard asked: Did Nick work on any of the commercials for the Superb Owl?
leeleeleelee asked: If you had to eat food off of a naked Tim Tebow, what would it be and why?
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Ask the BRTE night editor →
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Apparently last night I googled, "Why is the moon...
Would not have remembered had my phone not still had it saved.
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When asked if he knew the speed of sound, Einstein...
See? Books: The Wikipedia of yore.
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The neighborhood drunk who once threw his poop...
Choosing a side in this one is really proving to be tough.
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FOR EVERY REBLOG THIS GETS...
…I promise to donate a moment of my time to the pond of serenity and celebrity worship.
#helpme
“The outrage is tiresome and deeply hypocritical, in all the tiresome ways you’ve...”
– Sasha Frere-Jones in, “M.I.A. SHOULDN’T HAVE APOLOGIZED”
Blogged for this line:
…use the Internet for important things like posting pictures of cats looking at croissants and PDFs of sensitive government documents.
I don’t agree with her decision to swear or flip the...
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“Brady’s head was down but he begun tugging on some loose tape around his right...”
– For those of you who get true, unvarnished satisfaction out of seeing Tom Brady wallow in defeat, this hilariously dramatic piece will read like an erotic novel.
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What’s Downton Abbey? Basically it’s about a bunch of honkeys that live in a church— or maybe it’s a museum. Either way, they don’t got wifi.
This one’s for George.
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So I was doing a google image search for "corn as...
thenewhotness:
in order to do a “Call the cobs, I don’t give a fuck” joke because don’t you dare judge me! and anyway, I found this picture. I’m not gonna make the joke anymore
I’m not gonna make any jokes anymore
I have forgotten what happy feels like.
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January 2012
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“So in the movie, Justin Timberlake’s career path is that he started like a...”
– George watches a Rom-Com
