January 2012
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DMV and DMB
16 years old: “Oh man, this is awesome!” 26 years old: “I’m strongly considering possible alternatives to being alive right now”
Jan 27th
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Time Traveler From The Year 1998 Warns Nation Not... →
Seriously though.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Wikipedia.org/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex →
Informative.
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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A new line of tea called "Casual Teas"
Business ideas you can steal.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Did You Know That A Boring White Dude Announces...
…Because I sure didn’t.  (Katniss aka Jennifer Lawrence stood at this side.) 
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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"Broken up by Mayo, intended for Rice."
This football game is making me hungry.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Putting a Black Keys album on the record player...
Hipster shower radio.
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Turning my spam email into poetry (pt. I)
Subject: Hello Miss Kate (1/20/12) My name is Miss Kate, good-looking a good-looking girl like a whisper my prayer tonight and went to look for a good friend of mine I came in touch with my brain and my heart told me that our friend, (the friend who truly understood his friend and together to share their feelings) Please kindly accept my request I believe that distance can not be prevented but...
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Top Hipster Runoff descriptors for Bon Iver
‘boring cool dad overgrounder music’ ‘field-wave’ ‘walden-wave’ ‘meaningfulcore music’ ‘cool dad-NPRwave’ ‘rural wave’ ‘snooze wave’ ‘haunting soft-rock-wave’ ‘unabomber-manifesto-wave’ ‘lamestream dad’ ‘sub-prime mortgage buzz loan vibes in ruralwave’
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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“I think everybody has six senses, and the sixth one is your sense of humor. And...”
– The late, great Gil Scott-Heron.
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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“The frustration of the bill’s backers is obvious in their spluttering responses...”
– Will Oremus in, “The Internet Goes Nuclear: Why The Anti-SOPA Blackouts are Working- And Why They Should Never Happen Again.”  I disagree with this last paragraph so vehemently and it made me realize why I never read Slate anymore. They take a contrarian view for the sake of being...
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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They should pass SOPA. Not in real life, but in...
Hollywood, you’re trying to make money, I just gave you some GOLD.
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Never Take a Beer Away From a New Yorker. →
Jan 17th
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