February 2012
“The outrage is tiresome and deeply hypocritical, in all the tiresome ways you’ve...”
– Sasha Frere-Jones in, “M.I.A. SHOULDN’T HAVE APOLOGIZED” Blogged for this line: …use the Internet for important things like posting pictures of cats looking at croissants and PDFs of sensitive government documents. I don’t agree with her decision to swear or flip the...
Feb 6th
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“Brady’s head was down but he begun tugging on some loose tape around his right...”
– For those of you who get true, unvarnished satisfaction out of seeing Tom Brady wallow in defeat, this hilariously dramatic piece will read like an erotic novel.
Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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WatchWatch
What’s Downton Abbey? Basically it’s about a bunch of honkeys that live in a church— or maybe it’s a museum. Either way, they don’t got wifi. This one’s for George.
Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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So I was doing a google image search for "corn as...
thenewhotness: in order to do a “Call the cobs, I don’t give a fuck” joke because don’t you dare judge me! and anyway, I found this picture. I’m not gonna make the joke anymore I’m not gonna make any jokes anymore I have forgotten what happy feels like.  
Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Jan 30th
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“So in the movie, Justin Timberlake’s career path is that he started like a...”
– George watches a Rom-Com
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY'
murkavenue: CLUE 1:      “went to short dogs house,        they was watching Yo MTV        RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired:                Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:                Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3:       ”The Lakers beat the Super         Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY...
Jan 28th
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DMV and DMB
16 years old: “Oh man, this is awesome!” 26 years old: “I’m strongly considering possible alternatives to being alive right now”
Jan 27th
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Time Traveler From The Year 1998 Warns Nation Not... →
Seriously though.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Wikipedia.org/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex →
Informative.
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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A new line of tea called "Casual Teas"
Business ideas you can steal.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Did You Know That A Boring White Dude Announces...
…Because I sure didn’t.  (Katniss aka Jennifer Lawrence stood at this side.) 
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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"Broken up by Mayo, intended for Rice."
This football game is making me hungry.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Putting a Black Keys album on the record player...
Hipster shower radio.
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Turning my spam email into poetry (pt. I)
Subject: Hello Miss Kate (1/20/12) My name is Miss Kate, good-looking a good-looking girl like a whisper my prayer tonight and went to look for a good friend of mine I came in touch with my brain and my heart told me that our friend, (the friend who truly understood his friend and together to share their feelings) Please kindly accept my request I believe that distance can not be prevented but...
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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