November 2008
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Uh-Oh →
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“He predicted that the U.S. will break up into six parts - the Pacific coast,...”
– “Top Russian Analyst,” according to Mr. Matt Drudge.
First, the thought of the United States breaking up into separate factions is just plain absurd. Second, even if the United States would break apart, would it really be six?! What kind of logic is that? “…the northern...
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The Magic Caravan - “The Joy of...
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Psycho Killer
I can’t seem to face up to the facts. I’m tense and nervous and I… can’t relax. I can’t sleep, cause my bed’s on fire. Don’t touch me I’m a real live wire. Psycho Killer Qu’est-ce que c’est? fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better Run run run run run run run away OH OH OH
AIEYAYAYA….
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“If this album took 17 years to make, it probably takes Axl Rose 14 years to tie...”
– My review of the new Guns ‘N Roses disc, “Chinese Democracy”
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Brokers With Hands on Their Faces →
In these tough financial times, I think it is amazing that we can find a little bit of humor in the situation. Check this blog out.
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
Dear Spontaneous Pneumothorax,
I just wanted to write and say that is is official. It really has been one year since we first met! I am so glad we made it this far. I made you an origami frog in celebration of the glorious event because as you know I should give you a gift of paper for the first year. I got the idea from this really nifty website. I really want to thank you for all the joy and...
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David Bowie - “Sound and Vision”
How...
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I Think that People Who Blog About Their Pets are...
I mean I love my cat. She is badass. Her name is Penelope but is more affectionately known as Kitty which I call her in my deepest bass voice. But I mean who wants to see millions of pictures of your cat all over your blog, website or social network page?
(Insert your response here)
What was that? You DO want to see pictures of kitty? Well in that case….
This is kitty’s first cell...
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Q-tip Feat. Norah Jones- “Life is...
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FDNY Stops by for Tea
Beeeeep….Beeeeep….Beeeeep….
“Dude, what the fuck is that sound?”
“I dunno. I thought it was coming from your room.”
“I thought it was coming from your room”
“Is it in the hallway? Let’s go check now”
We open the door and step outside. While walking upstairs, the beeping gets louder.
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Life's short. Watch live puppies.
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“When I was younger and in college, I remember taking a class called “The Art of...”
– Tim Keller
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North Korea fakes Kim Jong-Il Photo
This is the kind of stuff I love to blog about. Turns out that North Korea apparently faked a photo of their awesome leader looking suspiciously well-recovered from his recent stroke.
Here’s our man in front of his WHOLE ARMY!
But wait! Does the sun cast a different shadow on the leader of North Korea than it does on the low lifes that occupy the majority of it’s military?
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Gladys Knight at the Pips - “Everybody Needs...