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A Very Effective Form of Birth Control →
Follow him on Twitter- www.twitter.com/arthurkadeinc You can get great gems like: “All of my friends and people I know think that no one has the ability to seduce a hot girl like me which gave us a cool idea because of how good a writer and story teller I am.”  In the local fraternity community, we call that a “Killer Kade Klassic” or just a KKK for short.
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“Today I was playing my gameboy on train and I had headphones in but the music...”
– Luke Howard
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How I know my iPhone rules my life:
Whenever I can’t recognize someone, I instinctually take out my phone, failing to remember that there is no such this as “face shazam.” :(
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“…they do a little time in jail and they don’t eat pork no more”
– Ms. Cromitie, the sister of one of the men arrested today for attempting to bomb a synagogue in New York. She didn’t know he was a Muslim and this was her succinct and logical statement. Also, she said, “Right now, to me he’s, like, the dumbest person I ever came in contact with in my life.”  Read...
May 21st
Photo Explanation (See Below)
George: what the fuck is that picture?
Nick: that is every popular girl from my high school
George: hahahahahaha
Nick: i drew mustaches on them
Nick: way back in the day
Nick: picture is still funny
George: yes it is
George: did you really hate the girl that you gave the Hitler mustache to?
Nick: no
Nick: haha
Nick: actually she was one of my favorite
Nick: i dunno. just ran out of moustaches
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bradofarrell: bearslair: iamaaron: i’m campaigning for a new meme of brad playing things off. if you read this, brad, please make a video of you saying ‘you got it!’ (or something similarly stupid) and attach it to the end of some videos. bradofarrell: bestrooftalkever: Ever since Keyboard Cat’s conception, Brad O’Farrell has been sending me various press about it. Do you think he’ll...
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Ever since Keyboard Cat’s conception, Brad O’Farrell has been sending me various press about it. Do you think he’ll stop now that Stewart AND Colbert not only double-teamed it, but laughed hysterically afterwards? My guess is that he won’t stop until the two hot guys from Star Trek make their own keyboard cat video starring themselves. Making out. Then you can play Brad...
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ListenRe-edited Motley Crüe Live. Francis Garcia, a...
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A Review of Chad Kultgen's Novel, "The Lie"
I recently picked up Chad Kultgen’s sophomore novel, The Lie: A Novel because I had enjoyed his first novel, The Average American Male: A Novel and had hoped that he had grown as a novelist. Unfortunately, for me and Mr. Kultgen it appears that his understanding of the human psyche and overall grasp of the English language has degraded to such a point that I nearly threw his book out the...
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