June 2009
Mark Zuckerberg: The 24 year-old Facebook... →
OMG YAWN
Sponsored by MacGyver. →
You know it is going to be a good website when the subtitle includes the words, “home pwnership.”
BEST ROOF TALK EVER IS NOW REPORTING THAT JEFF...
Arte Moderno →
Rules For My Unborn Son →
This is an amazing list of rules. My only problem is that I am sure the guy who wrote these rules lives in his mom’s basement.
“I was disappointed to see Shia Lebouf using my word ‘outrageous’ so...”
– Dan Dzula
WatchThe Onion: Police Slog Though 40,000 Pictures To Find Cause Of NYU Dorm Fire
HOLLA IF YOU AT #FIRE hahahahaha
“Jeez. A white boy writing a song like that?”
– Sam Cooke, in response to Bob Dylan’s “Blowin’ In The Wind,” shortly before writing his song “A Change Is Gonna Come.”
Cooke’s live version of “Blowin’ In The WInd” “A Change Is Gonna Come.”
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The Most Expensive Mixtape Ever
Jammie Thomas-Rasset was the only RIAA-sued citizen with enough balls to take her trial to court rather than settle. Her kids used Kazaa to download 24 songs illegally.
Today, a judge fined her 222,000 dollars per-downloaded song, bringing her total fine to a whopping $1.92 Million. In contrast, settlers paid about 3,500 per song.
And now, without further ado (and obvious, frivolous ranting...
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Anonymous and The Pirate Bay join forces to help... →
It’s like the Internet Super Friends!
I Will Master This Book. Just Give Me Three Hours. →
Christopher Ford, internet pollutionist
Ford: you know what your nickname is?
Ford: your new nickname?
Nick Divers: nope?
Ford: well you have a choice
Ford: between three
Ford: because i just came up with three funny ones
Nick Divers: haha alright
Ford: 1. Rapist
Ford: 2. Fuckbutter
Ford: 3. Nick the Dick
Nick Divers: i feel like there is only one that even remotely describes me
Nick Divers: and that would be fuckbutter
Ford: i meant fuckbatter
Nick Divers: oh well then i'll go with Nick the Dick
Ford: i am cracking myself up
Nick Divers: hahaha
Nick Divers: this is what you do all day, isn't it?
Nick Divers: just draw page after page of your graphic novel
Nick Divers: start going crazy
Nick Divers: and then start thinking of funny words
Ford: yeah. "start"
Ford: Cumknob
Ford: Shitlimb
Ford: Ass-pony
Craigslist: Lil Wayne (or Lil Wayne impersonator)... →
Oh, and disclaimer: My son is blind, so you don’t have to look like him, just sound like him.
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It's NBA Finals Time, and you know what that... →
“Bryant said he stopped having intercourse with her after he asked if he could ‘cum on her face’, and she said no. When the investigator asked him if he always liked to ejaculate on his partner’s face, Bryant said, ‘That’s my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped. Jesus Christ man (inaudible).’”
The NBA is full of jokers.
Luke Howard: how was DJing for Club Sam during poetry hour?
Nick Divers: haha what the hell does that mean
Luke Howard: haha
Luke Howard: well
Luke Howard: Club sam = your girlfriend
Luke Howard: poetry hour = her writing
Luke Howard: DJing = you know
Nick Divers: this is why we are friends
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