August 2009
John Mayer's Mug Shot Earns $25,000 For Animal... →
mikehudack:
nickdouglas:
It’s getting harder and harder for me to hate John Mayer, and easier for me to really adore him. He challenged TMZ to dig up a 2001 mug shot of his, and gave $25,000 to charity when they met the challenge.
Check your facts, gentlemen. The Smoking Gun beat TMZ’s timestamp-changing ass.
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Ochocinco (non-douche name: Chad Johnson) fined... →
On his Twitter account, Ochocinco said he was suing the NFL for discrimination.
“Im sueing [sic] the NFL,” he wrote at about 1:45 p.m. ET, “I am color blind so this fine is discriminating because I’m disabled in a way, this is a sad day for me :( “
Oh sure, the man who legally changed his name to Ochocinco (Chad’s football number is 85) picked an orange chin...
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Chevron Uses Solar Power To Drill For Oil →
And now a bunch of environmentalists are very :-) :-(
(via GOOD)
“…don’t be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and...”
– Stephen Colbert, excerpt from address to Graduates at Knox College.
(via GraceNMichelle)
Sonic 2 Medley
This is the song that plays when...
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“Dave Matthew’s voice sounds like a saxophone full of mayonnaise.”
– Elliott Sussman
I'm still laughing at the fact that James Cameron...
“So, are you ready to see some Basterds?” [Mild applause] “I said,...”
– Quentin Tarantino at the premiere of his new movie, “The Inglourious Basterds.”
I cannot wait to see some NAZI KILLING on the big screen.
via NYmag
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“This was not an intentional criminal act. In my judgment, a two-year prison...”
– Benjamin Brafman, Plaxico Burress’ attorney
Well then good thing you weren’t the one judging.
(via ESPN)
If anyone elses blogs, tweets, re-blogs, or...
I’m gonna lose my shit.
You guys do realize that these people only do these things in order to be noticed, in order to provoke a reaction. They realize that the Healthcare debate is raging on - and the only way they will be heard is if they say something the entire country will be shocked by. Don’t let them go viral. Did you just learn that there are crazy people out there who will...
Top 500 Tracks of the Decade →
I started reading Pitchforkmedia, like most recently graduated college kids, in high school. It was the ultimate resource for any kid in the suburbs to be in touch with alternative indie or hip-hop music. They had some of the wittiest writers around and used to make my sides split with some of their dry or satirical reviews.
Over the past few years, I hardly ever go to this site. There are many...
“Pittsburgher: The Andy Warhol Museum has oxidized piss splattered on canvas....”
– From my new favorite blog, Stuff Pittsburghers Like
How many years have we been blogging on the...
And we still can’t figure out how to have a uniform system for the cataloging the order of pages? Previous? Next? Which one goes farther back in time? Which arrow goes on the right and which arrow goes on the left?
Seriously sometimes it makes me angry.
Meryl Streep Just Has That Effect on Some People
Nick Divers: so last night
Nick Divers: i kinda got sucked into watching mamma mia
Nick Divers: on hbo
Nick Divers: i watched it for like 45 minutes
Nick Divers: because i was actually curious to find out who the father was
Nick Divers: then i started to get really tired
Nick Divers: so i decided to look it up on wikipedia
Nick Divers: to find out who was actually the dad
Nick Divers: so i looked it up and found out that we never actually know
Nick Divers: and that all three guys were all equally good and cool
Nick Divers: and they agree to all share father responsibilities
Nick Divers: i was so pissed off
Nick Divers: it made me realize that i have spent way too much time sitting at Tina's diner, watching Maury
georgewasgatt: that whole story made my day
Whole Foods CEO and Founder writes Op-Ed in WSJ on... →
This is the one main reason why the Health-care debate is so worthless. If the left can stop boycotting everyone that doesn’t say “HEALTHCARE FOAR EVERYWUN NOW!!1!” and the right can stop thinking that Health-care shouldn’t be touched at all, then maybe we will make some headway. Oh, but don’t worry. We won’t. And THAT is why politics is always so entertaining...
NJ Police ask Bob Dylan for ID →
A sad day for America.
WatchJon Daly, former Pittsburgher and Waverly Film collaborator, as Wendy.
This clip has finally done what so many FOD clips before it have failed to do: Be funny.
Urban Prankster: Illegal Ads →
This fight has been fun to watch. I’m glad I finally now know what the “Win These Posters” signs mean. That has been puzzling me for weeks now!