Best Roof Talk Ever: Archive

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“Nobody knows my body like me.”

– Brett Favre

Nov 1st

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Best Halloween costume ever? →

caseyliz: Sent to me by my dad, naturally. It is the best ever. Watch until he starts dancing and then stop before you start hating the guy.

Oct 31st

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“So, uh, what exactly was this? I can’t control what people think this was: I...”

– JON STEWART, closing out the Rally to Restore Sanity. (via inothernews)

Oct 30th

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Reblogged for tonight’s Hallowmeme relevance. (via themattsmith)

Oct 30th

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Oct 29th

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Oct 29th

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Oct 29th

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This is the best one I've made so far. →

Can you think of a cool one, too? Go to Proxymines.com, make it, throw the URL in here! This shit is fun, no?

Oct 29th

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I've been wanting to do this since yesterday →

Obviously loving this new toy we just launched: Proxymines.com

Oct 29th

Don't. Move. →

Oct 29th

To the man who stole my bike last night:

I had that bike for over two years. I bought it from bikesdirect.com and spent about $350 on it, even though it was probably worth 2 times that. I got a lot of use out of it, saw parts of the city I wouldn’t have seen. I actually hope that you enjoy it. No, seriously! It was really my fault. I hastily locked my bike to a tree support that was only about 6ft tall. You, being smarter than...

Oct 29th

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I just made the most devastating typo

“FAP Schwarz”

Oct 29th

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Oct 29th

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Oct 28th

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Oct 28th

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“People are awesome” compilation. Minus a few known fakes in here, our thoughts exactly.

Oct 28th

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Oct 27th

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Oct 27th

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I know FML is so 2009 but...

I was talking to a friend today and this is how our conversation went: Friend: So. Me: So. Friend: One of my bosses just found out that his daughter is diabetic and they had to take her to the hospital. Me: Ouch. That is sad. Friend: Right. And I just sent them a gift box which was full of candy. FML. Me: I really want to blog that. Can I? Friend: Sure. Just don’t use my name.

Oct 27th

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Oct 27th

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Excerpt from AV Club piece on John C. Reilly.

AV Club: So can you talk a little bit about the evolution of Steve Brule? JCR: I think the less I say about Steve Brule, the better. Honestly. I think it’s best just—whenever people ask me about him, I say, “That’s one crazy doctor.” AVC: You don’t want to ruin the mystique? JCR: The more I talk about it, the less funny it is. It is this thing. It is what it is. I’m not really interested in...

Oct 26th

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This Girl Came Up to Me and Said She Recognized Me...

I was confused, I had never met herbivore.

Oct 26th

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