February 2010
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Again, my twin sister
Autumn: whats OT even mean?! Autumn: i keep thinking old testament Nick: overtime, dummy! Autumn: ohhh.
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All Februaries are without a doubt, the Worst Months in any given Year....
– Samantha Bee (via babyastronauts | sade | synecdoche)
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Time heals all wounds and swine steals all foods.
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A Strange Reason to get Lasik surgery.
Nick: what are you up to today Kaz: mostly letting my eyes recover Nick: damn Nick: how are they feelin? Kaz: good man Kaz: i’m 20 20 Kaz: taking a shower was amazing Kaz: it was so weird Kaz: i’m not used to seeing myself naked
I don’t really know what to say about this, Kaz. I’m happy for you, I guess?
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When she took this position, we asked Desiree to help make sure that the White...
– Barack Obama, sending off Desiree Rogers, the White House social secretary
“Welcoming scores of Americans” she did, pretty literally.
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In this current USA v. Finland hockey semi-final,...
Watch it live now.
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Shamu attacks and kills a pelican during a show. →
Posting this so you all realize how amazing it is when a bunch of Shamus tear a bird to pieces while Disneyland-esque music continues to play. It just goes to show you how unnatural the concept of SeaWorld is.
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David Geffen Inspiration for Classic Carly Simon... →
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I just scored a 40% on the "Kutcher Tweet or... →
Which can only mean one of two things: Ashton Kutcher is brilliantly stupid or Confuscious is stupidly brilliant.
Oh wait! It’s both.
(via urlesque)
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A giraffe's kick is so powerful, it can kick a...
While this information is completely unverified, I am still very much intrigued.
(via lamebot)
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Chatroulette.Missedconnections.com/ →
“We just talked about our homes and stuff. I started the conversation with ‘you’re not a penis!’ and you responded ‘neither are you! quite refreshing!’ or something to that effect. My connection dropped out and cut our conversation short, but you were nice and I’d like to keep talking.”
True love in 2010. Bonding over the fact that the other person...
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clientsfromhell:
Client: “Can you re-touch the hat off the man?”
Me: “Yes, what kind of hair would you like?”
Client: “You will see when you take the hat off.”
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