August 2010
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So Helium Walks into a Bar and Orders a Beer...
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.”
Helium doesn’t react.
(via)
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Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.
– Woody Allen (via bendickinson)
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Kris Kristofferson's Beard: Rules For Busking →
I saw that whyamiinseminary said he went out busking tonight and thought this would be a good time for me to give all my musician/performer friends some advice I’ve learned after years of busking. I realize that every city, street corner and even side of the sidewalk is completely different,…
“Busking” is the art of playing public music for money. Anyone interested a...
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Click the glasses for Instant CSI Generator
(via kapi0)
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“Facebook Ruins Job Interview” on Funny or Die.
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Why aren’t there any saxophones on Velvet...
Because the band lost their Lou REED.
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Gator crawls out of Queens drain →
Hide your kids. Hide your wife.
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Since I started drinking at 30, it’s been Jameson on the rocks, though the...
– Ira Glass in his interview with NY Mag
Nick and I have been drinking Jameson on the rocks since we were 19. Does that mean we got a jump on the whole “corporate tool” deal?
minusmanhattan asked: Nick, remind me that you posted these Wendy's videos so when I inevitably meet you I can buy you a beer.
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DEA: Seeks Ebonics Expert/Translator →
They should have just hired either Avon Barksdale or Bodie from The Wire.