February 2011
unvested asked: Hi! I just got my own tumblr, but have been unofficially following you guys for quite a while. I am envious of your content so is it ok if I just reblog every single one of your posts? (Except the ones about sports. I'm not that into sports.)
January 2011
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White Castle is open after dark. But why is it called after dark when it’s...
– Deep White Castle. Deep.
(Great read about a vegetarian who sits at the White Castle near where we live)
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Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
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Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks
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In Italian, the symbol is informally called the “snail” (chiocciola); in Dutch...
– @ sign, Wikipedia
Why doesn’t America doesn’t have a cute animal name for this?!
If the answer is freedom, I choose no freedom.
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Anonymous asked: I get that this is a roof conversation, and I enjoy all the conversation about American football which is still a little confusing to me; but knowing that there are people watching the conversation - I'm asking if there's universal truth you've been hiding from us, because now is the time... well?
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Is perfect couples cancelled yet?
whyamiinseminary:
There’s way too much time in between the funny stuff the waitress says, but those times aren’t long enough to take naps in
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Anonymous asked: In your banner, which one is George and which one is Nick?
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Anonymous asked: You guys are standing dangerously close to the ledge. How can we be sure that these aren't stunt doubles?
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becomeless asked: Did you know I love your blog? It's only because you guys are the best
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My Oscar Prediction:
They will be boring.
GO HOME ROGER
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codyjohnston:
Last night, I had a dream that was basically me describing a different dream that I’ve never actually had before. It was like Inception, only pretty terrible.
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PUNNY JOKE DAY!
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
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I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
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I am reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.