November 2011
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whyamiinseminary asked: same solution to fix a stubborn jar of pickles and a kim kardashian: run it under scalding hot water
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Technically...
…the 99% should be called the 98% percent because approximately 1% of the U.S. population is incarcerated.  Because really, don’t we all know that prisoners don’t count?
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Early Observations About Halloween Gleaned From...
1. Being Natalie Portman from “The Black Swan” was totally IN. 2. Costume obsessives focused mainly on Johnny Depp’s early work (Edward Scissorhands/21 Jump Street). 3. When will the “Pulp Fiction” couple costume of John Travolta and Uma Thurman die?  
Oct 31st
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When someone is happily singing along to "Pumped...
My favorite thing is to look them straight in the eye and say, “You know this song is about a school shooting, right?”
Oct 30th
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I MADE A DANCE PLAYLIST ON SPOTIFY →
Any suggested additions?
Oct 30th
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Last Winter (As told by some pockets)
It’s always interesting to break out winter coats. They are usually stuffed with lost artifacts from a version of your life that you’re now 8 months removed from. So for no particular reason, here are some things I found in my coat: 1. A stainless steel ballpoint pen from MUJI When I started my new job in January, I found that I needed to be writing a ton of stuff down. There were...
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Question Answered
George: Is your brother ready for a real job? Getting up in the morning...
Beth: This kid has had only two jobs in his life.
Beth: 1. A pizza delivery man.
Beth: 2. A DJ. So, no.
Oct 27th
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Just remembering now how many funny internet...
1.) Did Usher rip off “OMG” from Homer Simpson? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgCo5DVX3XQ 2.) Did Usher rip off “Love In This Club” from Garageband? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVHvnpoVTGY#t=0m40s 3.) Did Usher rip off “Papers” from a screaming goat? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6TCnh5B8-w ...
Oct 26th
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Has anyone else noticed...
…that the single serving Tumblr idea is dying down?
Oct 26th
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“Sent from my iPhone with my fat fingers so pkeasde excuse any typos”
– A client’s email signature. I have noticed a new trend with changing up the usual iPhone standard. This is the first one that made me smile on a stressful day. 
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Oct 25th
mushnlush asked: I know this may sound weird but you (Nick) were in my dream last night..we were a very judgmental couple.
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