December 2011
Anonymous asked: Canadians have had ketchup chips forever, everyone commenting on that picture are idiots.
Dec 1st
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On Ketchup Chips
Nick: I mean, they seem cool but also kinda gross.
George: That's why the Internet will love them.
Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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November 2011
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Nov 30th
Nov 30th
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WEIRDEST HEADLINE EVER:
“Woman Uses Dating Site to Get Free Meals, and Apple’s Siri Stirring Abortion Controversy”
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Have you been letting people know in the comments?
Let us know in comments!
Nov 30th
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Nov 29th
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Things the 2012 election has taught me so far:
The National Restaurant Association is a 24/7 swinging sex party
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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We Are Doing a Casting for "Jersey Couture"...
…I know, I had to Google it too. 
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Rich people...
labombaantieverything: Watch TV in multiple rooms, making sure to pause at exciting moments Use cell phones as the “let-down gag gift” before giving someone a Lexus Have claw-footed bathtubs, like, everywhere. Two of them, in case their wife wants to chill. Love piss-beer SO MUCH that it makes them forget that they’re on a snowy mountain. Throw Honus Wagner-signed baseballs to their dogs like...
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Un Chien Andalou is on Netflix Instant
laughterkey: Un Chien Andalou is on Netflix Instant Un Chien Andalou is on Netflix Instant
Nov 29th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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LL Cool Bean
Don’t call it a backpack
Nov 28th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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Shut the Hell Up About How Stupid Black Friday Is
thetangential: I am not at a store right now. I have not been at a store at any time today, and I do not intend to visit any store today—except maybe for a liquor store. But good grief, people, you need to SHUT THE HELL UP with your snooty comments/tweets/posts about how stupid Black Friday is. Here’s why: It’s boring. There are millions of people complaining today about how stupid Black...
Nov 25th
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Nov 24th
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Spaghetti-stop-and-the-water-go-head
n. (italian-american) What my great-grandmother used to call a colander.
Nov 24th
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turpentinechai asked: What should I listen to while getting nog-drunk and making pies tonight?
Nov 23rd
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thenewhotness asked: Cranberry Sauce from the can: Yey or ney?
Nov 23rd
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awpoops asked: Should I watch Pointbreak or Roadhouse tomorrow instead of football? Spoiler alert: both.
Nov 23rd
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6h057 asked: Who's your favorite Batman?
Nov 23rd
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KILLING TIME BEFORE TGIVINGSDAY →
ASK ME A QUESTION, TURKEYS
Nov 23rd
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“They came out of the fucking woodwork.”
– Christopher Ford, on his SCUBA friends on MySpace, upon me showing him his previous quote on our blog.
Nov 23rd
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“Oh I did MySpace! I uploaded a picture of me in SCUBA gear and jokingly wrote...”
– Christopher Ford, in this current conversation about outdated social networks.
Nov 23rd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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"And I was like just untag him" →
Nov 22nd
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Nov 21st
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WashPost | No, Congress did not declare pizza a... →
Nov 21st
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WatchWatch
This “Kemper-Pedic” SNL skit really hits the 12-year old humor switch inside my brain. 
Nov 21st
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My Family Created a Facebook Invite to Family...
…how can family events jump the shark?
Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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