January 2012
2012: GET RICH OR DIE MAYAN
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soinuit asked: your dad is a major babe
Dec 29th
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Dec 25th
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I Have This Uncontrollable Reflex...
…that occurs when someone starts a statement with: “I don’t want to make any racial stereotypes…” Out of my mouth flies, “uh-oh.”
Dec 25th
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Getting drinks with a stranger outside a...
Her: [looking at tv] Ah man I hate the bengals.
Me: Yeah but I really hate the ravens.
Her: Oh man I HATE the ravens.
Dec 24th
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WatchWatch
Some days you just maybe shouldn’t be on national television.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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"Midnight City" is totally M83's best song
It’s also pretty awful.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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“You know, a one-term president with some balls... →
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Yo mama's so fat
her favorite drink is penne vodka.
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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A list of jokes about "How To Make It In America"...
“I guess they didn’t”
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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You Know You Are A Real Adult When...
…you have to go back and hide a few public urination photos from your new fancy Facebook Timeline. 
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
A "Shit Guys Say" video would be 10 seconds long:
caterpillarcowboy: anniehinton: I forgot I can’t find it, I swear I looked “I’m sorry.” “what?”
Dec 19th
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“Mario, his most famous creation, owes his appearance to the technological...”
– Shigeru Miyamoto, Nintendo’s man behind Mario (via petervidani)
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Listenbisforpiano: “It’s a Rap Christmas, Charlie...
Dec 18th
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I just ate two pieces of sliced bread because I...
Dec 18th
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Dec 16th
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WE LOVE OURSELVES!
Nick: Best Roof Talk Ever has been really funny lately
George: ya man
George: we are funny as shit
Nick: hahaha
Dec 16th
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“How are you my dead”
– I’ve failed at flirting via chat before, but never this spectacularly.
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Best Roof Talk Ever
caseyliz: this post brought to you by nick divers.
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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I NEVER Do This But...
I am working on a really cool project for Bleacher Report where we are looking for two hosts: one young attractive female (18-25) and one guy (24-30) that is comfortable in front of a greenscreen and can ad-lib.  If you live in NYC and have always thought “Shit, I am better than those douches on MTV” and are interested in hosting a sports oriented internet show then shoot me an...
Dec 16th
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