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ListenMitch Ryder - “Devil With A Blue...
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Nick Woke Me Up at 4 AM to Start Playing...
THE ROYAL WEDDING DRINKING GAME  -Drink: Any time a ridiculous hat appears on your TV screen. (Note: Guidelines of what qualifies as ridiculous should be predetermined. They’re all going to seem ridiculous once you start drinking.) -Drink Slowly: Any time someone mentions Diana. It’s the boozy version of a moment of silence. -Drink Twice: Any time a television announcer or...
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WatchWatch
Warning: This video contains heavy spoilers for the movie Inception.
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Annnnnd 2 minutes after breaking the record
Chiddy Bang is done. Now stay tuned for some dumb-ass MTV award shit or something!
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CHIDDY BANG IS GONNA BREAK THE RECORD FOR LONGEST... →
And the record for longest time a dude sat on a couch with a glass of water.
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LIVE: Chiddy Bang attempts to break longest... →
Chidera “Chiddy” Anamege of the duo known as Chiddy Bang is trying to break a 9 hour record for longest consecutive rap. Link goes to the live stream. Watch it. It’s just as funny as it is lonely and sad. Also check out the Chiddy Bang video for “Truth” that I cut last year.
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newsinhaikus: Steve Jobs is tracking Your favorite public restrooms For future reference 
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Anonymous asked: The pants party?
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gracehelbig asked: Sure, Trump is terrible, but he can smize like a motherfucker. And you can't deny that.
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hardcoremama-says-tough-shit asked: I thought I was the only one who thought about Donald Trump that way?!? I'll tell you a story. He sucks. The End.
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aatombomb asked: WHERE'S THE COUNTERPOINT?
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Wednesday, April 27th
Obama holds press conference to momentarily distract America in order to tell them to stop being distracted by issue that .01% of nation’s crazy people were previously distracted by. Politician hired by civillians to focus on issues holds press conference telling civilians not to be distracted and focus on the issues. Donald Trump verifies successful trolling of sitting...
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Point/Counterpoint
Why did Obama release his birth certificate today? Hasn’t this been an issue for awhile? Did they just find it? No, they’ve been waiting with the ace up the sleeve. Why use a birth certificate to refute a bunch of tea partiers when you can use it against a potential Republican opponent? Oh, did we mention that this week CBS/NY Times reported Obama’s lowest poll numbers since he...
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newsinhaikus: Release a copy Of your birth certificate The trolls are hungry
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“A criminal could use Sony’s data to trick victims into disclosing more...”
– From WSJ, “Hacker Raids Sony Videogame Network” This black market sound very seedy with its “access to higher levels” and not to mention all the “desirable virtual goods.” I would pay at least $3.25 to get a second portal gun.
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What's Badoo? →
Just got learnt. 
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“The new Friendster should be going live in the coming weeks and focus mainly on...”
– TechCrunch: Friendster to do something I think if there’s one thing we can all be sure about this “Dot Com” boom, its that no one has any idea what they’re doing, ever.
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TIME MAG: After 107 tries, Roger Ebert finally... →
Ebert is synonymous with perseverance. 
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