June 2011
Regretsy on the secret story behind the Urban... →
nickdouglas:
Because you won’t click the damn thing unless it sounds as dramatic as the original story.
April Winchell’s argument here is so convincing that it got me to concede an argument to my girlfriend.
The mob mentality of the Internet, specifically social media, is a scary one. In this world where few things are truly original, always look at every situation twice. And you’ve...
May 2011
The roof, the roof...
Oh shit the floor, the floor!
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Random things about Charles Bronson (Prisoner) as...
He changed his name from Mick Peterson to Charles Bronson in 1987 on the advice of his boxing promoter,[5] ”not because he liked the idea of the ‘Death Wish’ films starring the original Charles Bronson.”[6]
Bronson was imprisoned for seven years in 1974, aged 22, for an armed robbery at a Post Office in Little Sutton, a suburb of Ellesmere Port, during which he stole £26.18.[7]
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chazraps asked: Dude, LOVING the straight-faced Wikipedia entries.
If I may suggest one...prisoner Charles Bronson - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bronson_(prisoner)
If I may suggest one...prisoner Charles Bronson - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bronson_(prisoner)
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Random things about Gallagher's life as told...
Gallagher often uses wordplay in his act, skewering the English language and its eccentricities. He mentions in one routine that words like “b-o-m-b”, “t-o-m-b” and “c-o-m-b” are not pronounced similarly, which he calls “d-u-m-b”.
His signature sketch is the “Sledge-O-Matic”, a large wooden mallet that Gallagher uses to smash a variety...
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Random things about 50 Cent's life as told totally...
His ex-girlfriend Shaniqua Tompkins sued Jackson for $50 million, claiming that he said that he would take care of her for life; the suit, which includes 15 claims was later dismissed by a judge, calling it “an unfortunate tale of a love relationship gone sour.”
If his felony convictions did not prevent him from voting, he claimed he would have voted for Bush.[89]
Jackson claims...
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Today I learned that Los Angeles eats more hot... →
CLOSET EATERS
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“So do you guys have a rule against traveling together?”
– My mother, on keeping the blog safe. (George and I are having dinner with my parents.)
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“I wouldn’t know who Lady Gaga is if I ran her over.”
– My dad. Chip off the old block.
Anonymous asked: #DudeSwag?
missfinefabric asked: i love soul friday's! thanks for being groovy!
themattsmith:
a girl hadv ovary cancer and she was terminally going to die. So she was going to have ovary implants surgery. When the day was that she was having her surgery she said goodbye to her family and told her boyfriend she loved him. She came out of the surgery and had to cancer because she was cured. She saw her family then asked where her boyfriend was and her mom said wait didn’t the doctor...
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thejuanreyes doing an impression of Seth Rogen...
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Disney is a psychic
If this is the case then things might not go well for your team…
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I'm starting a punk band
stryker:
called the Stay at Home Dads. Our first EP is called My Job is Having Fun
Put that down, Kadyn
I said put that down.
Kadyn, remember what we talked about?
What do we say to the nice lady?
Dammit Cheryl I don’t know how much longer I can do this.
or check out our upcoming covers EP.
London Crawling
Kidzkrieg Bop
Kick out the Jammies.
Play Date in Cambodia
Noserunner
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Anonymous asked: Your gifs suck
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emaciatedwildebeest asked: These are seriously the best gifs ever and I hope you never stop.
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