September 2011
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When you see a co-worker on Craigslist...
..you assume that they are looking for a new apartment because why else would you go there?
But, there has to be a 1% chance that they are looking for anonymous hookups.
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Ironically listen to terrible new Everclear album →
Say “oh shit” and frantically delete items from your facebook page.
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‘Daddy needs another drink,’ Daniel says. That’s going to be...
– Bill Simmons in his ‘Running Diary of Game 162’
The only solace I take out of this is that I don’t have to watch as much of the MLB playoffs as I would normally have had to.
Time saved!
Anonymous asked: BUBBLE HOCKKKKEYYYYYYYYYYY
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topherchris:
Yup.
I have seen the future. It is bleak.
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Happy Birthday, Nick Divers.
gracehelbig:
Stop stealing my focus.
I found this post because I got a google alert for my name!
IT’S ALWAYS ALL ABOUT ME.
ME ME ME ME ME ME.
(But happy birthday, dearest Grace. Thanks for all of teh funniest laughs.)
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It's Nick's 26th Birthday!
Do you have an image or gif that would help him celebrate?
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You know what's weird?
Before a child’s first birthday, that baby is technically 0.
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The first day me and [my boyfriend] met her, she managed to show him a picture...
– [a girlfriend]
Yippee Kay-Yay, Mister Falcon.
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