Best Roof Talk Ever

Jul 31

Nick has never watched Game of Thrones.

He has taken to calling it a “bad show.” 

If only there was a bridge that he could live under and charge tolls for goats to cross….

[video]

schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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no idea if this works, but what a way to use a puppet rapist gif.

(Source: chickem, via tonightshowstarringjimmy)

The Lost Voice of Sam Cooke's Brother -

Wow.

Russia Eyes Banning U.S. Chicken And Some European Fruit -

Never before has a headline so felt like a result of a misunderstood comment from Putin.

"They’re all chicken! All of them! They have a chicken for a president and they are chickens themselves! No more US chickens are welcome in Russia!"

"I’m sorry sir I didn’t quite here what you were saying, did you say that US Chickens are not welcome in Russia?"

"Yes! And the same goes for all of the fruit that wanders in from Europe! No more!"

"Gotcha, drafting a release now."

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Jul 30

aatombomb:

kelsium:

bricksandmortarandchewinggum:

The DCCC sends out ridiculous shit like this all the time.
-We’re pleading with you.
-We’re begging.
-This is our last chance 
etc
But this one really tops them all. This does not make me want to donate money. This makes me want to never give you ridiculous jackasses any money ever again.

Right? Like, please, DCCC. Have some dignity.

This is what she whispers in people’s ears while smiling for the cameras.

" ☑ Filter messages like these”
" ☑ From: Nancy Pelosi”
" ☑ Delete”
" ☑ Save”

aatombomb:

kelsium:

bricksandmortarandchewinggum:

The DCCC sends out ridiculous shit like this all the time.

-We’re pleading with you.

-We’re begging.

-This is our last chance 

etc

But this one really tops them all. This does not make me want to donate money. This makes me want to never give you ridiculous jackasses any money ever again.

Right? Like, please, DCCC. Have some dignity.

This is what she whispers in people’s ears while smiling for the cameras.

☑ Filter messages like these”

☑ From: Nancy Pelosi”

" ☑ Delete”

☑ Save”

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Jul 29

You Asked For It And You Got It! Hulu Is Bringing... | ClickHole -

snorting over here