How to throw a ball.
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America's Ugliest Accents Finally Get the Comedy Sketch They Deserve -
Comedy Central’s criminally underrated Kroll Show devoted most of last night’s episode to a reality show pawn-porn parody called Pawnsylvania. In it, Nick Kroll’s Philadelphian character swapped pawn shops with Jon Daly’s Pittsburgher and verbal hideousness ensued. These accents are so hard to nail (I was flummoxed when Toni Collette was praised for her Philly accent in The Sixth Sense, which was…not a Philly accent), and also hard to differentiate, though they are substantially distinct.
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Running in a nice suit is not the best idea, and it’s also probably a little dangerous. Dress shoes don’t really have proper traction needed for a safe run on the streets of this city. And a celebrity running somewhere like the Brooklyn Bridge could create a small mob and it would be very difficult for us to properly respond. — And NYPD officer who is damn tired of watching New York television show opening credits.
You know, I really wish that any of them would actually come here to my cart and buy a hot dog sometime. — A hot dog cart vendor who is damn tired of watching New York television show opening credits.