this very important google trends graph shows searches for the word ‘Spoopy’
first blip is october 2012, second blip is october 2013, and that high ramp at the end is the current blissful spoopy era that currently surrounds us.

this very important google trends graph shows searches for the word ‘Spoopy’

first blip is october 2012, second blip is october 2013, and that high ramp at the end is the current blissful spoopy era that currently surrounds us.

  • Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2014, keep doing you.

2014, keep doing you.

This is a photo of Akon crowd-surfing in a bubble while performing in Africa so as to avoid catching Ebola*.
2014, you’re weird.

This is a photo of Akon crowd-surfing in a bubble while performing in Africa so as to avoid catching Ebola*.

2014, you’re weird.

this is where my last 24 hours have gone.

oh sure I mean we now have an epidemic knocking down our doors, terrorists whose penchant for brash, chaos-driven imperialism is only matched by their unsettlingly good social media presence, and fresh revelations that not even the president is safe, but yeah, sure, let’s go see that horror movie about that doll that is alive or something.

gregrutter:

This photo of John Travolta’s itsy-bitsy, off-center soul patch is just wonderful.

Chin rester.

gregrutter:

This photo of John Travolta’s itsy-bitsy, off-center soul patch is just wonderful.

Chin rester.

I’m sure not many people will get this but…

…the show “Ray Donovan” has the plot and character building of an extended storyline in Grand Theft Auto.

Nothings says baseball like a kale salad with a side of Pinot Grigio.

Nothings says baseball like a kale salad with a side of Pinot Grigio.