Hi. I was wondering if you could help me out. You guys seem good at talking. I am not good at talking, especially with girls on online dating sites. I was wondering if you could give me any advice. Maybe I could try to be funny like you guys. I would really appreciate it if you could take a look and my tumblr and see some of the messages i have been writing to girls and give me any advice you can think of. Thanks. -Brian
— Asked by worst-online-dater
I dunno man, seems like you’ve got it pretty under control from the looks of your blog.
Maybe try writing in all caps? Especially during any INNUENDOS.
The right lady is OUT THERE.
(That wasn’t innuendo, that was just for regular EMPHASIS.)