I’m still waiting for the release of the Black Box 2G. I mean, I like that it can record all of my flight diagnostics, and that thing where it can survive a deadly plane crash or fire is pretty cool, but I think someone said that the next version won’t sink three miles to the bottom of the ocean.

like how would i even get down there?

kale salad brunches

This is now my yearly tradition…

…where I talk smack on other colleges’ women’s basketball teams for a single day. 

inside a time warner cable marketing meeting

"but we need someone charismatic"

"how about bill cowher?"

*everyone pops a bottle of their own personal champagne*

In one more amazing instance of DAVE LETTERMAN DGAF:

his 2012 interview with Justin Bieber

lollllll

lollllll

I will blog all the Kentucky fail.

I will blog all the Kentucky fail.

fatmanatee:

:(

+1

fatmanatee:

:(

+1