I’m still waiting for the release of the Black Box 2G. I mean, I like that it can record all of my flight diagnostics, and that thing where it can survive a deadly plane crash or fire is pretty cool, but I think someone said that the next version won’t sink three miles to the bottom of the ocean.
like how would i even get down there?
…where I talk smack on other colleges’ women’s basketball teams for a single day.
"but we need someone charismatic"
"how about bill cowher?"
*everyone pops a bottle of their own personal champagne*