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theagonyofdefeat

I am approaching the end of the third week at Bleacher Report and I thought I would share with you the daily show I work on, BR5. The goal is to be a place where you can get entertaining sports and pop culture news. I wake up every day at 4:45a to shoot this and it goes ‘live’ at 12p EST. 

Today we covered: Rondo’s baller jacket, Putin hockey, MOTO-POLO, ridiculous lawsuits, and of course the Kardashians.

I personally researched and wrote the Moto-Polo story. The New York Times did a great piece on the sport yesterday.

The playlist of all the BR5s can be found here.

If you like/subscribe then you make me (analytics) look good but I would rather you at least watch. 

That is all. Thanks.

When emo-troubadour Pete Wentz opened Angels and Kings, a bar in the East Village, our douche canary in our douche mineshaft keeled over and died. First of all, Pete Wentz is going to be there. As he tells Page Six: “Yeah, I’m just gonna be local and drink umbrella drinks.” So this isn’t your normal dive. According to one of his business partners, this is a dive where “anyone can go and have sex in the bathroom and not get in trouble.” So it’s located in international waters?

Joshua Stein on the arrival of bar Angels and Kings, which has now closed.

This bar sucked. That is all.

909miles: D’aweee… I love when real humans are behind great things. -Erin Z Marco FTW

909miles:

D’aweee…

I love when real humans are behind great things.

-Erin Z

Marco FTW

909miles

chadkultgen: What in the fuck is this? What in the fuck is this?

chadkultgen:

What in the fuck is this?

What in the fuck is this?

chadkultgen

caseyliz: here is jesse pinkman with a giant turtle. you’re welcome. YO, Mr. Tortoise! 

caseyliz:

here is jesse pinkman with a giant turtle. you’re welcome.

YO, Mr. Tortoise! 

caseyliz

Teen Girls Ask the Important Questions With John Hamm 

GROWN MAN QUESTIONS

He also says, “Slow your roll” which was a highlight. 

interweber: As promised, I drank my Bud light Lime LIME-A-RITA for you. Well, mostly for me. But also for you. And, as expected, it was delicious. Delicious in a I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO GIVE ME A HEADACHE IN AN HOUR BUT THIS IS SO REFRESHING way. The main difference between the Lime-A-Rita and Bud Light Lime AND an actual margarita is that this is straight up malt alcohol that will inevitably make you sick as shit. Adding beer to your margarita is a fantastic idea—turning the whole thing into a malt beverage is PROBABLY not the best idea. Also, that equation I posted before? It’s on the can. You’re gonna wanna follow those rules. Drinking this thing from the can (see above) is not an ~ideal~ classy summertime situation (FEEL FREE TO ARGUE WITH ME) taking in mind the taste. You’re gonna want this thing on ice, in a glass, with salt(!) for the true experience. Or just fuck it all and pour those BLLs into your margaritas. That’ll fuck you up more anyway.  Science.

interweber:

As promised, I drank my Bud light Lime LIME-A-RITA for you. Well, mostly for me. But also for you. And, as expected, it was delicious. Delicious in a I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO GIVE ME A HEADACHE IN AN HOUR BUT THIS IS SO REFRESHING way. The main difference between the Lime-A-Rita and Bud Light Lime AND an actual margarita is that this is straight up malt alcohol that will inevitably make you sick as shit. Adding beer to your margarita is a fantastic idea—turning the whole thing into a malt beverage is PROBABLY not the best idea. Also, that equation I posted before? It’s on the can. You’re gonna wanna follow those rules. Drinking this thing from the can (see above) is not an ~ideal~ classy summertime situation (FEEL FREE TO ARGUE WITH ME) taking in mind the taste. You’re gonna want this thing on ice, in a glass, with salt(!) for the true experience. Or just fuck it all and pour those BLLs into your margaritas. That’ll fuck you up more anyway. 

Science.

interweber