Welcome to your new, simplified home page! Here’s your key:

1. Logo/home navigation/requests?
2. Search Bar
3. Second Home Nav, First Profile link?
4. Requests pt. II
5. Facebook, you should already know I hate these very much.
6. Gotta git somadat internet money
7. Things I will never look at
8. Chat windows
9. Farmville updates/My friends are now friends with people I don’t know.
10. Who tweets anymore? it’s 2010!
11. What’s behind door number 2?!
12. More names! More names!
13. Alternate-Alternate Main Navigation?
14. Alternate Main Navigation
15. Main Navigation
16. That’s me!/Second profile link?
17. Complete, absolute lies!

It’s so simple!