Valleywag: Mark Zuckerberg will totally hack your Facebook account

You have another reason to be worried about your privacy on Facebook. An investigation reveals the company’s founder hacked into the personal profiles and email of both his personal rivals and journalists.

Does this surprise anyone? I can’t tell you how many times I have wanted to look at pictures of HOT HOT CHICKS and said to myself, “Damn, I wish I was Mark Zuckerberg. But, like, better looking.”