So if you aren’t already using Google Analytics for your website, you should start. If you are, you know that a lot of the data that comes to you ends up being really strange. Well, George and I started digging really deep through search keywords that eventually resulted in a pageview on BestRoofTalkEver, and here are some of our favorites. Enjoy. •  Is dominos open thanksgiving?Most likely leading the lucky searcher here and offering absolutely no answers. And man, how depressing is the thought of someone wanting to order a shitty pizza on Thanksgiving? •  is it illegal to be on a roof in brooklyn?Yes. But it’s also illegal to steal things, and that never seemed to stop anyone from entering our apartment and taking our TV. •  John Travolta “Gay Pirate”From BRTE With Love. •  i want to become astronaut for hearing impairedNo idea where this came from. Whoever searched it must really want to be an astronaut for hearing impaired, because he would’ve had to search through like 20 pages to get to us. Also impaired; his judgement. And grammar. •  how are the talk show host so funny?Because the audience love him’s jokes! •  Cleaning my room drugsThis one is a complete mystery to us. Neither George nor myself do any drugs. Or clean our rooms. This guy was obviously barking up the wrong tree. •  ”don’t watch lost” and “making fun of lady gaga”Both of these are like a badge of honor. Thank you, internet strangers. Give me a call if you need further assistance. •  ”Dave Matthews’ voice sounds like a saxophone full of mayonnaise”My personal favorite. •  Excuse me, I’m menstruatingMaybe this would be funnier on it’s own, with me not mentioning that it’s an obvious search for this video, but everyone should see it. Funniest part that no one ever saw; audition tapes of a swedish actress accidentally pronouncing it “menstrubating!” So, so awkward. •  Cats acting like humansMom and Dad, we swear we are growing up. •  Shawn Johnson ButtSomeone out there understands me. She’s 18 now, too, so I will accept no judgements. And finally… •  best rooftop ever, best rooftop talk ever, best rooftalk ever, best rooftop chat ever, best foor talk, best ever roof chatThis is how you know you picked an awful name for a blog. Good day!

So if you aren’t already using Google Analytics for your website, you should start. If you are, you know that a lot of the data that comes to you ends up being really strange. Well, George and I started digging really deep through search keywords that eventually resulted in a pageview on BestRoofTalkEver, and here are some of our favorites. Enjoy.

•  Is dominos open thanksgiving?
Most likely leading the lucky searcher here and offering absolutely no answers. And man, how depressing is the thought of someone wanting to order a shitty pizza on Thanksgiving?

•  is it illegal to be on a roof in brooklyn?
Yes. But it’s also illegal to steal things, and that never seemed to stop anyone from entering our apartment and taking our TV.

•  John Travolta “Gay Pirate”
From BRTE With Love.

•  i want to become astronaut for hearing impaired
No idea where this came from. Whoever searched it must really want to be an astronaut for hearing impaired, because he would’ve had to search through like 20 pages to get to us. Also impaired; his judgement. And grammar.

•  how are the talk show host so funny?
Because the audience love him’s jokes!

•  Cleaning my room drugs
This one is a complete mystery to us. Neither George nor myself do any drugs. Or clean our rooms. This guy was obviously barking up the wrong tree.

•  ”don’t watch lost” and “making fun of lady gaga”
Both of these are like a badge of honor. Thank you, internet strangers. Give me a call if you need further assistance.

•  ”Dave Matthews’ voice sounds like a saxophone full of mayonnaise”
My personal favorite.

•  Excuse me, I’m menstruating
Maybe this would be funnier on it’s own, with me not mentioning that it’s an obvious search for this video, but everyone should see it. Funniest part that no one ever saw; audition tapes of a swedish actress accidentally pronouncing it “menstrubating!” So, so awkward.

•  Cats acting like humans
Mom and Dad, we swear we are growing up.

•  Shawn Johnson Butt
Someone out there understands me. She’s 18 now, too, so I will accept no judgements.

And finally…

•  best rooftop ever, best rooftop talk ever, best rooftalk ever, best rooftop chat ever, best foor talk, best ever roof chat
This is how you know you picked an awful name for a blog.

Good day!

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