nick and george sit on their roof in brooklyn, throw back a beer, and have the best talk ever.Tumblr (3.0; @bestrooftalkever)http://bestrooftalkever.com/<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4qpoN2Rc1qzptwgo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/google_gives_city_bikers_bum_steer_ll9XRaiMZUfVMPkc7b3oaJ">NY Post</a>,</p> <p>If you are going to write a story about how Google Maps’ new cycling directions do not properly understand city cycling, maybe you should get someone who doesn’t have to rent a bike to write the story.</p> <p>Look at this chump.</p>http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/441552582http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/441552582Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:16:00 -0500nickComing up:Reporter Bill eats a lot to get to the bottom of pregnancy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3b9jISaQ1qz9mfjo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Use reserved exclusively for “Crazy Bird Ladies” and not intended for actual cooking purposes. No actual birds were hurt in the making of the photograph. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.</p> <p>NOT FOR RESALE</p> <p>(via <a href="http://clairerambling.tumblr.com/post/441122978/use-your-crumbs-wisely-popsoon">clairerambling</a> | <a href="http://popsoon.tumblr.com">popsoon</a>)</p>http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/441524580http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/441524580Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:55:00 -0500georgebird and the bread<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4n9eA3Om1qzptwgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>From <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/music/2885172/GaGa-outfit-puts-Lady-in-flight-danger.html">The Sun</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Bonkers GaGa had boarded a long-haul flight at Heathrow wearing black and yellow <b>TAPE.</b></span></p> <p>Her daft garb was so uncomfortable it brought on the early stages of the potentially deadly deep vein thrombosis. The experienced flight crew told GaGa she’d best get it off quick or risk long-term damage.</p> </blockquote> <p>Dammit. And to think that Lady Gaga almost died at the hand of one of her awful outfits. Oh well. Guess it’s just another Thursday.</p>http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/441454558http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/441454558Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:03:35 -0500nick<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://bestrooftalkever.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/441341917/tumblr_kz4jjzGUYa1qzptwg&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Vic Ruggiero - “Never Go Back Home”</b></p>http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/441341917http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/441341917Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:41:41 -0500nick<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Gn0JMsdOhjU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Gn0JMsdOhjU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>My very best friend, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/DannyTieger">Danny Tieger</a>, is working with NASA to make all the crazy cool things they do there more accessible. So he wrote a song about a telescope named Spitzer which I don’t think has any relation to the philandering former governor of New York.</p> <blockquote>A singing NASA supervisor uses song to explain about NASA’s Spitzer Space Telescope, and how infrared astronomy differs from visible-light telescopes like Hubble. Starring Danny Tieger (“My Universe Revolves Around You”), Buffy Henshaw (“Behind the Scenes: When Galaxies Collide”), and Tom Phillips as Flunky #2.</blockquote>http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/441308390http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/441308390Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:15:44 -0500george<object width="400" height="323"><param name="movie" value="http://www.twitvid.com/player/57B8D" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.twitvid.com/player/57B8D" quality="high" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" height="323" width="400"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><i>Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Hipsters</i></p>http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/439888025http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/439888025Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:47:44 -0500nick<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz38b26H8J1qzpam5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Drinking blood is pretty rad.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://dlbrows.tumblr.com/post/439769868/via-skinnyghost">dlbrows</a> | <a href="http://skinnyghost.tumblr.com/">skinnyghost</a>)</p>http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/439774160http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/439774160Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:45:00 -0500georgejokes!<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3fD1PW1VViU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3fD1PW1VViU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>My first act of video debauchery with said <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM">Trololololo</a> audio clip.</p>http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/439592789http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/439592789Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:07:00 -0500nickHawaii Five-O<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VbsSzA6pCB8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VbsSzA6pCB8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Where is Bee?</p> <p>(via <a href="http://cuteoverload.com/2010/03/10/frolicking-check/">Cute Overload</a>)</p>http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/439476884http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/439476884Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:53:57 -0500georgecute lamb<p><span><b>Jeff Anderson</b>: Can you rip the audio from this clip for me?</span> <b><br/>Nick</b>: Sure, why?<br/><b>Jeff Anderson</b>: I want to use it as reference for anything we do, ever.</p>http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/439432786http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/439432786Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:21:14 -0500nick<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2t3rY1Ah1qzptwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dvice.com/archives/2010/03/hurt-locker-sui.php">Real-Life </a><i><a href="http://dvice.com/archives/2010/03/hurt-locker-sui.php">Hurt Locker</a></i><a href="http://dvice.com/archives/2010/03/hurt-locker-sui.php">: How Bomb Proof Suits Work</a></p> <p>Read it. Realize that the movie has some scientific holes in it. Bask in the glory that is science and new technology. Move on.</p>http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/439262912http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/439262912Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:11:00 -0500georgehurt lockerhow bomb proof suits work<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dqss_-wgvMo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dqss_-wgvMo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kriskristoffersonsbeard.tumblr.com/post/437497532/heres-what-you-can-buy-when-you-participate-in">kriskristoffersonsbeard</a> and I (Nick) have decided to stay sober for the month of March. Let’s face it, February blows. There’s nothing to do but create new regrets.</p> <p>Kris has done this before. He calls it <b>Sober March/Cla$$y April</b> because he usually posts pictures of the classy things he does in April after saving so much money from not drinking in March.</p> <p>This time, he’s not waiting until April…</p>http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/437744484http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/437744484Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:00:00 -0500nickmarch of the sobriety<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1g5qdWee1qzptwgo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/02/24/please-refrain-from-unintentional-irony/">passiveaggressivenotes.com</a>)</p>http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/437695378http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/437695378Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:34:38 -0500nick<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzxvm2yMW1qzh5gno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://wehatecollege.tumblr.com/post/436069861/tumblrisforlulz">wehatecollege</a>)</p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote>http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/437619995http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/437619995Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:53:16 -0500george<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/54sT9_KZScU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/54sT9_KZScU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I laughed so embarrassingly hard at this video.</p>http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/437446377http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/437446377Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:16:28 -0500nick<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0zs9agKI1qzwqm1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://andrewdisney.com/post/437138008/via-14-media-tumblr-com">andrewdisney</a>)</p>http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/437330903http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/437330903Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:00:00 -0500georgeit's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://bestrooftalkever.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/437264038/tumblr_kz1417ZVw11qzptwg&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Third Eye Blind - “Jumper”</b></p>http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/437264038http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/437264038Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:14:11 -0500nick<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0zf5U2cw1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/437127498/unchanging-window">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.unchangingwindow.com/content/?p=5506">Unchanging Window</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Chair Cake?</p>http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/437128737http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/437128737Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:33:54 -0500george<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0vxr0Jgi1qzptwgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>We heard that some people’s accounts got suspended* for voting us to “Humor” because the tumblr staff decided that we aren’t consistently hilarious. Sorry for that.</p> <p>So we’re trying “Personalities” instead. Our moms always told us that we have a lot of personality. They also said “there’s a special girl out there for you, somewhere.”</p>http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/437081013http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/437081013Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:57:00 -0500georgenick*nope<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0vvs2hKE1qzsoo8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spanish designer Oscar Diaz has <a href="http://www.dezeen.com/2009/07/17/ink-calendar-by-oscar-diaz/">designed a calendar</a> that uses the capillary action of ink spreading across paper to display the date.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://rebeccaaaa.tumblr.com/post/437028274/spanish-designer-oscar-diaz-has-designed-a">rebeccaaaa</a>)</p>http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/437032543http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/437032543Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:19:58 -0500nick