Best Roof Talk Ever

"The outrage is tiresome and deeply hypocritical, in all the tiresome ways you’ve been tired out by..."

bestrooftalkever-george — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:09:00 -0500

“The outrage is tiresome and deeply hypocritical, in all the tiresome ways you’ve been tired out by before. M.I.A. was illustrating her line, acting out the attitude of the words: performing. Fine, it may not be legal to flip the bird on television, but that’s simply a remnant of the fifties we haven’t shaken. Unless somebody was handing out Xanax with the foam fingers, Lucas Oil Stadium was ringing with the music of profanities last night. More to the point, television viewers were submitted to ad after ad that likened women—negatively—to sofas, cars, and candy. Mr. Winter didn’t have anything to say about that, so I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks profanity is somehow more harmful to our children than images of violence and misogyny. (My two sons, fourteen and eleven, thought the Fiat ad was corny, so I guess they will be safe without Mr. Winter’s intervention.) I say we get out of The Pretending To Be Moral game altogether and use the Internet for important things like posting pictures of cats looking at croissants and PDFs of sensitive government documents.”

- Sasha Frere-Jones in, “M.I.A. SHOULDN’T HAVE APOLOGIZED”

Blogged for this line:

…use the Internet for important things like posting pictures of cats looking at croissants and PDFs of sensitive government documents.

I don’t agree with her decision to swear or flip the bird because I find it tiresome to cash a check from the NFL and then to try to make a “statement” during a sport game’s halftime show.

Regardless, people need to stop caring about people swearing.

“I AM A GOOGLE EMPLOYEE ROLLIN’ IN...

bestrooftalkever-george — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:17:08 -0500

“I AM A GOOGLE EMPLOYEE ROLLIN’ IN $$$”

AND

“PINTEREST: I AM A GIRL AND I DON’T EAT DONUTS”

“…soon as you see me walking in da club/I’m a...

bestrooftalkever-george — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:15:00 -0500

“…soon as you see me walking in da club/I’m a flirt…”

Mitt’s new rapper name: R-MONEY.

bestrooftalkever-george — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:08:01 -0500

Mitt’s new rapper name: R-MONEY.

"Brady’s head was down but he begun tugging on some loose tape around his right ankle. He unraveled..."

nickdivers — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:52:41 -0500

“Brady’s head was down but he begun tugging on some loose tape around his right ankle. He unraveled slowly. He stood briefly, grabbed a half-full bottle of Vitamin Water Zero lemonade and took a swig. The towel finally fell off his head and down onto his shoulder pads and eventually the floor. He sat back down, hard.”

- For those of you who get true, unvarnished satisfaction out of seeing Tom Brady wallow in defeat, this hilariously dramatic piece will read like an erotic novel.

inothernews: Remember. Glad this douchiness can be forever...

nickdivers — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 23:47:00 -0500

inothernews:

Remember.

Glad this douchiness can be forever archived.

hurrrrrr

nickdivers — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 23:43:55 -0500

hurrrrrr

peterberkman: DONT form an opinion on ron paul until you’ve...

nickdivers — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:17:11 -0500

peterberkman:

DONT form an opinion on ron paul until you’ve seen this short video, the truth must be put out there

Get informed. Ron Paul has the right temperature to shelter you from the storm.

What’s Downton Abbey? Basically it’s about a bunch of honkeys...

nickdivers — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 15:07:45 -0500

[Flash 10 is required to watch video.]

What’s Downton Abbey? Basically it’s about a bunch of honkeys that live in a church— or maybe it’s a museum. Either way, they don’t got wifi.

This one’s for George.

I’d read that

nickdivers — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:04:32 -0500

I’d read that

Our buddy Luke knows how to buy us gifts.

nickdivers — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 11:20:16 -0500

Our buddy Luke knows how to buy us gifts.

breaking-bad-comics: Wrong set?

nickdivers — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:53:27 -0500

breaking-bad-comics:

Wrong set?

Wu Tang Clan - “C.R.E.A.M” Posting this because I...

nickdivers — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:19:00 -0500

Wu Tang Clan - “C.R.E.A.M”

Posting this because I feel like I should. Also because I chuckled at the fact that my parents will watch this and be like “Hey, that’s Cheez from The Wire!”

bellsofbk: You can never be too young for Wu Tang. Unless...

nickdivers — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:14:23 -0500

bellsofbk:

You can never be too young for Wu Tang. Unless you’re trying to buy a Wu Tang cd. In that case - legally speaking - you can be too young for Wu Tang.

NAPS RULE EVERYTHING AROUND ME.

NYG 24, NE 21 This is what I have learned from this photo.

bestrooftalkever-george — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:19:15 -0500

NYG 24, NE 21

This is what I have learned from this photo.

thedailywhat: In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month,...

bestrooftalkever-george — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:35:48 -0500

thedailywhat:

In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Discount Gun Sales has partnered with the Susan G. Komen for the Cure foundation to release a special pink “Hope Edition” of the Walther P22 semi-automatic pistol. According to DGS, a “portion” of each sale will go to benefit Komen’s Seattle chapter.

All NYPD offices should have to wear these for a month like NFL players do. It is the only American thing to do.

This sounds like the worst Super Bowl ever.

nickdivers — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:49:50 -0500

This sounds like the worst Super Bowl ever.

ROSANNE YOU WANT THE TRUTH YOU CAN’T HAVE THE TRUTH, MRS....

bestrooftalkever-george — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:51:20 -0500

ROSANNE YOU WANT THE TRUTH

YOU CAN’T HAVE THE TRUTH, MRS. BARR

SHOMER SHABBAT

So I was doing a google image search for "corn as a phone"

nickdivers — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:43:13 -0500

thenewhotness:

in order to do a “Call the cobs, I don’t give a fuck” joke because don’t you dare judge me! and anyway, I found this picture.

I’m not gonna make the joke anymore

I’m not gonna make any jokes anymore

I have forgotten what happy feels like.

4 NICKY.

bestrooftalkever-george — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:09:21 -0500

4 NICKY.